Paul's Christmas List

Button Boy! Button Boy! Lost my binoculars, Button Boy! Someday, I may find my old binoculars up at the ranch, but that is not likely. This being the case, I am in need of new ones. If possible, please get the model specified here. You can order online, or use this as an opportunity to visit the most excellent Cabellas!
This nice parcel would make an excellent addition to my holdings in the St. Johns area.
I want a GPS. Mostly I want a GPS because my brother Jon has one, and I don't (and that is just not right). But seriously, I would use this bunches up at the ranch!
I need jeans. I always need jeans. My size is 32W x 31L. Please be sure to buy Carhardts. Also, I don't need shirts.
I like to walk. When I walk, I like music. Right now, I just have a radio. Radios have commercials. Lots of commercials. I don't like commercials. I need, yes NEED, and MP3 player. This one would do niclely.
I have one of these keyboards at work, and it is sweeter than sweet. I would really like one for home use.
Ammo. I like to shoot it off. I need lots of ammo. General Sherman uses 30-06 Springfield ammo, and Borris uses 380 Auto. I could use lots and lots and lots of ammo of either caliber.
I need blank slides. You know why I need blank slides? Because I have been foolishly deciding that it is easier to throw away used slides than wash them. I am silly.
I like bugs. I like to look at bugs underneath the microscope. This slide set would be cool.
I've been wanting this book for a long time. It can be ordered through Amazon, but you'll need to use Amazon to order it through a third party. A used book would be fine. Be assured that ordered through Amazon is safe, even though you are ordering from a third party.